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يه روز غضنفر و يه ژاپنيه و يه آمريكاييه ميرن پيش خدا تا خواسته هاشونو بگن. (تشخيص مليت غضنفر به عهده ی شما!)

ژاپنيه مي گه خدايا كي مي شه همه ي تكنولوژي تو كشور ما باشه ؟ خدا مي گه 100 سال ديگه. ژاپنيه مي زنه زير گريه خدا مي پرسه چرا گريه مي كني ؟ مي گه آخه به عمر من قد نمي ده.
آمريكاييه مي پرسه كي مي شه همه ي قدرت در دست ما باشه ؟ خدا مي گه 200 سال ديگه آمريكاييه مي زنه زير گريه. خدا مي پرسه چرا گريه مي كني ؟ مي گه : آخه به عمر من قد نمي ده.

غضنفر مي پرسه خدايا كي مي شه ما آدم بشيم ؟ خدا مي زنه زير گريه !!!

 

غضنفر با خدا قهر می كنه می خواد نامه بنويسه اول نامش می نويسه به نام بعضيا !

 

انگليش

 

Customer  : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter    : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

 

Son       : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father    : No. Why do you ask that?
Son       : Well, where did you get mummy then?

 
Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.

 

لينكس (قديمي)

 

زنان مخلوقات پيچيده ای هستند (خيلی قديميه البته)

اين هم همين جوری ... برای تنوع !

كار و كاتور حالا ديگه نسبتا قديمی

 

لينكس (جديد)

 

يك ضرب المثل ژاپنی

از اين بازی فكری قديمی ها

فلش بازی تنيس

 

به من چه ؟ من هر چی مطلب پيدا می كنم انگليسيه. چی كار كنم آخه ؟ 

DID YOU KNOW ?

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los
Angeles de Porciuncula" and it can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size:
"LA"

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand
corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the
front upper right-hand corner.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator,
Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the
name "OZ".

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left
hand.

اگه وقت پيدا كنم حتما ترجمه می كنم براتون. ولي تا اون موقع ... اونايی كه بلدن برای اونايی كه بلد نيستن تعريف كنن !

لینک
۱۳۸۳/٥/۱۳ - Pishi maloos